








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 676 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4084 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,700 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3988 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3336 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3356 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2020 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,950,071 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 559 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Birmingham Roadman | 59% | 100 |
| #2 | Big Smoke | 57% | 234 |
| #3 | Ban | 57% | 120 |
| #4 | Z0ZZ1 | 54% | 140 |
| #5 | Koczka | 53% | 302 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big Smoke | 73 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | Ban | 30 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | Z0ZZ1 | 22 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | salty | 20 | 0.0121 |
| #5 | Koczka | 12 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | salty | +2.73 | 66 | 55 |
| #2 | Z0ZZ1 | +2.64 | 75 | 70 |
| #3 | Tama | +2.14 | 76 | 56 |
| #4 | Koczka | +1.50 | 73 | 58 |
| #5 | Ban | +1.24 | 73 | 35 |





