








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1793 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1457 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2123 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1200 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1895 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $692,002 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big Smoke | 64% | 113 |
| #2 | Koczka | 61% | 141 |
| #3 | Z0ZZ1 | 61% | 94 |
| #4 | Ban | 60% | 72 |
| #5 | Tama | 59% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big Smoke | 60 | 0.0276 |
| #2 | Ban | 26 | 0.0189 |
| #3 | Tama | 14 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | Z0ZZ1 | 13 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | Koczka | 11 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z0ZZ1 | 437 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #2 | Big Smoke | 311 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Koczka | 267 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | Tama | 249 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | salty | 143 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z0ZZ1 | +3.44 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | Tama | +3.17 | 77 | 56 |
| #3 | salty | +2.36 | 69 | 57 |
| #4 | Ban | +1.40 | 66 | 31 |
| #5 | Koczka | +1.09 | 69 | 58 |





