








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1292 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 319 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5537 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8162 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7696 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5595 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4160 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,298,587 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big Smoke | 25 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | salty | 17 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Tama | 17 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Koczka | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Ban | 8 | 0.0105 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | salty | +2.25 | 69 | 57 |
| #2 | Z0ZZ1 | +1.55 | 75 | 71 |
| #3 | Aker | +1.04 | 78 | 65 |
| #4 | Dobó István | +1.01 | 74 | 69 |
| #5 | Koczka | +0.67 | 72 | 60 |





