








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 660 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Renown | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,335 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1076 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2312 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2451 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1496 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,265,010 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RRRRRRRR | 59% | 32 |
| #2 | Sn1rkk | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | Aurelius | 57% | 40 |
| #4 | Spaxiito | 57% | 28 |
| #5 | Kevka | 54% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevka | 188 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | Sn1rkk | 137 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | Awer | 134 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | RRRRRRRR | 132 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | Aurelius | 58 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kalatexx | +2.37 | 74 | 49 |
| #2 | Spaxiito | +1.85 | 83 | 58 |
| #3 | Kevka | +1.76 | 81 | 65 |
| #4 | Killerboy420 | +1.35 | 87 | 59 |
| #5 | Aurelius | +0.05 | 80 | 43 |





