








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 692 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 128 matches | ||
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3734 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,403 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1402 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1234 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1280 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1487 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $830,986 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 348 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RRRRRRRR | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | Spaxiito | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | Sn1rkk | 50% | 30 |
| #4 | merxu | 48% | 71 |
| #5 | Kalatexx | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RRRRRRRR | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | Spaxiito | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | Sn1rkk | 50% | 30 |
| #4 | merxu | 48% | 71 |
| #5 | Kalatexx | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | merxu | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | RRRRRRRR | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Sn1rkk | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sn1rkk | 167 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #2 | RRRRRRRR | 98 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | merxu | 62 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Kalatexx | 49 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Spaxiito | 28 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TTV kr1s | +1.54 | 85 | 44 |
| #2 | Spaxiito | +1.41 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | Kalatexx | +0.62 | 54 | 57 |
| #4 | RRRRRRRR | -0.22 | 61 | 63 |
| #5 | Sn1rkk | -0.29 | 73 | 77 |





