








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1458 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 413 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




299 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10628 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,088 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5977 | 42% |
| Smokes | 2804 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2549 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2758 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,105,802 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6346 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mizu | 65% | 106 |
| #2 | Blue Partyhat | 63% | 128 |
| #3 | Doctore | 60% | 68 |
| #4 | ♥ cherry | 55% | 275 |
| #5 | ✭𝖊𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖊✭ | 54% | 462 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 2c3nt.chump | 53% | 182 |
| #7 | 22c3nt.chump | 53% | 209 |
| #8 | dames ツ | 51% | 518 |
| #9 | Syn | 44% | 88 |
| #10 | UnskilledBigBoy | 44% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✭𝖊𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖊✭ | 297 | 0.0337 |
| #2 | dames ツ | 41 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | 22c3nt.chump | 31 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | ♥ cherry | 30 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | 2c3nt.chump | 12 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dames ツ | 1980 | 0.20 | 44 min |
| #2 | ✭𝖊𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖊✭ | 935 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #3 | Blue Partyhat | 322 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | 22c3nt.chump | 318 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | 2c3nt.chump | 295 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✭𝖊𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖊✭ | +6.27 | 73 | 36 |
| #2 | Blue Partyhat | +4.59 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | ♥ cherry | +1.02 | 83 | 32 |
| #4 | SagesDope | +0.75 | 30 | 36 |
| #5 | dames ツ | +0.19 | 35 | 62 |





