








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 685 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4553 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,369 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3357 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3183 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2811 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2018 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,240,542 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 345 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✭𝖊𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖊✭ | 70% | 76 |
| #2 | Kïrø-DiCaprio | 67% | 27 |
| #3 | SagesDope | 63% | 128 |
| #4 | dames ツ | 61% | 80 |
| #5 | Nova.GGs | 59% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ꜱɪʀ ɢʀɪꜰꜰɪ | 52% | 29 |
| #8 | Syn | 49% | 37 |
| #9 | ⭕⃤𝚃𝚞𝚛𝚋0 | 48% | 56 |
| #10 | lilwill^GG | 48% | 52 |
| #11 | Doctore | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SagesDope | 23 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | ✭𝖊𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖊✭ | 19 | 0.0130 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤𝚃𝚞𝚛𝚋0 | 11 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | lilwill^GG | 9 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | ♥ cherry | 8 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dames ツ | 317 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | SagesDope | 184 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | ✭𝖊𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖊✭ | 150 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | lilwill^GG | 150 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Nova.GGs | 114 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✭𝖊𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖊✭ | +5.73 | 78 | 43 |
| #2 | Blue Partyhat | +4.41 | 76 | 64 |
| #3 | lilwill^GG | +2.06 | 64 | 68 |
| #4 | Kïrø-DiCaprio | +0.36 | 17 | 51 |
| #5 | SagesDope | +0.11 | 31 | 37 |





