








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 753 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 264 matches | ||
| Wingman | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,453 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4743 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4452 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4238 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3020 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,358,939 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petschiie | 1287 | 0.17 | 28 min |
| #2 | Washed Hans | 810 | 0.32 | 25 min |
| #3 | zasser | 440 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #4 | HadeZ | 281 | 0.35 | 8 min |
| #5 | i7homas | 243 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Washed Hans | +7.80 | 93 | 79 |
| #2 | zasser | +6.82 | 90 | 69 |
| #3 | HadeZ | +5.60 | 88 | 69 |
| #4 | UnderTaker | -0.81 | 68 | 58 |
| #5 | 橡膠 McRubber 橡膠 | -0.89 | 46 | 58 |





