








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1008 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 240 matches | ||
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5569 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,268 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4848 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4514 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3571 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4335 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,423,506 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 414 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 橡膠 McRubber 橡膠 | 1088 | 0.14 | 22 min |
| #2 | Washed Hans | 1011 | 0.31 | 30 min |
| #3 | zasser | 694 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #4 | HadeZ | 553 | 0.37 | 16 min |
| #5 | i7homas | 420 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Washed Hans | +7.25 | 91 | 78 |
| #2 | zasser | +6.12 | 90 | 68 |
| #3 | HadeZ | +5.22 | 86 | 71 |
| #4 | RickG | +3.66 | 84 | 70 |
| #5 | UnderTaker | -0.06 | 70 | 53 |





