








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 252 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2439 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,004 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1441 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1851 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1837 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 875 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,000,872 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zasser | 15 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Petschiie | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | HadeZ | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | ryne | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | 橡膠 McRubber 橡膠 | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zasser | 756 | 0.16 | 24 min |
| #2 | HadeZ | 621 | 0.34 | 18 min |
| #3 | RickG | 593 | 0.27 | 18 min |
| #4 | Petschiie | 526 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #5 | Washed Hans | 387 | 0.33 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Washed Hans | +7.23 | 91 | 78 |
| #2 | HadeZ | +4.70 | 84 | 72 |
| #3 | zasser | +4.54 | 87 | 67 |
| #4 | RickG | +2.73 | 83 | 72 |
| #5 | hayek | +0.51 | 66 | 72 |





