








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 194 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2003 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,502 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 175 | 12% |
| Smokes | 135 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 377 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 815 | 54% |
Our logs show you have wasted $512,391 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Forest - gmn.gg | 68% | 62 |
| #2 | InvertedAdvent | 62% | 52 |
| #3 | ToxicSamuraiSG | 61% | 94 |
| #4 | DrewTheNord gmn.gg | 57% | 196 |
| #5 | Jayツ | 57% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | InvertedAdvent | 62% | 52 |
| #3 | ToxicSamuraiSG | 61% | 94 |
| #4 | DrewTheNord gmn.gg | 57% | 196 |
| #5 | Jayツ | 57% | 162 |
| #6 | JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN | 48% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrewTheNord gmn.gg | 48 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | Jayツ | 37 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | InvertedAdvent | 16 | 0.0156 |
| #4 | Forest - gmn.gg | 14 | 0.0119 |
| #5 | ToxicSamuraiSG | 13 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jayツ | 526 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | DrewTheNord gmn.gg | 222 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN | 128 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | InvertedAdvent | 111 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | ToxicSamuraiSG | 38 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jayツ | +9.22 | 91 | 64 |
| #2 | Forest - gmn.gg | +0.29 | 23 | 17 |
| #3 | DrewTheNord gmn.gg | -0.16 | 18 | 48 |
| #4 | InvertedAdvent | -0.23 | 52 | 53 |
| #5 | RockOfRocks | -0.57 | 41 | 19 |





