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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 190 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
630 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,189 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 274 | 13% |
| Smokes | 285 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 707 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 923 | 42% |
Our logs show you have wasted $694,214 of utility $249 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Forest - gmn.gg | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | RockOfRocks | 61% | 94 |
| #3 | Jayツ | 58% | 104 |
| #4 | DrewTheNord gmn.gg | 55% | 141 |
| #5 | JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN | 49% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | RockOfRocks | 61% | 94 |
| #3 | Jayツ | 58% | 104 |
| #4 | DrewTheNord gmn.gg | 55% | 141 |
| #5 | JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN | 49% | 70 |
| #6 | InvertedAdvent | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrewTheNord gmn.gg | 32 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | Jayツ | 24 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | RockOfRocks | 9 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Forest - gmn.gg | 9 | 0.0158 |
| #5 | InvertedAdvent | 4 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jayツ | 318 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | DrewTheNord gmn.gg | 141 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN | 131 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | InvertedAdvent | 34 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Forest - gmn.gg | 14 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jayツ | +9.81 | 90 | 64 |
| #2 | RockOfRocks | -0.07 | 39 | 19 |
| #3 | Forest - gmn.gg | -0.33 | 23 | 22 |
| #4 | DrewTheNord gmn.gg | -0.46 | 16 | 44 |
| #5 | InvertedAdvent | -1.89 | 49 | 48 |





