








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 117 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2029 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,132 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1233 | 17% |
| Smokes | 825 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 2741 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 2333 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,210,524 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 586 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Forest - gmn.gg | 62% | 92 |
| #2 | RockOfRocks | 57% | 196 |
| #3 | ToxicSamuraiSG | 55% | 141 |
| #4 | Jayツ | 53% | 220 |
| #5 | InvertedAdvent | 48% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | RockOfRocks | 57% | 196 |
| #3 | ToxicSamuraiSG | 55% | 141 |
| #4 | Jayツ | 53% | 220 |
| #5 | InvertedAdvent | 48% | 89 |
| #6 | JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN | 45% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jayツ | 54 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | InvertedAdvent | 25 | 0.0141 |
| #3 | Forest - gmn.gg | 25 | 0.0141 |
| #4 | RockOfRocks | 20 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | ToxicSamuraiSG | 18 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jayツ | 714 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN | 205 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | InvertedAdvent | 177 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | ToxicSamuraiSG | 82 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Forest - gmn.gg | 38 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jayツ | +9.02 | 90 | 63 |
| #2 | Forest - gmn.gg | -0.33 | 22 | 21 |
| #3 | RockOfRocks | -0.53 | 41 | 19 |
| #4 | DrewTheNord gmn.gg | -0.82 | 17 | 47 |
| #5 | InvertedAdvent | -1.14 | 58 | 52 |





