








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Faceit | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4579 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3216 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2887 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3234 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $602,586 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1629 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dink | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | Tevetron | 60% | 58 |
| #3 | Johnny219 | 55% | 38 |
| #4 | shadowmenace | 53% | 38 |
| #5 | grapplee | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dink | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | Tevetron | 60% | 58 |
| #3 | Johnny219 | 55% | 38 |
| #4 | shadowmenace | 53% | 38 |
| #5 | grapplee | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tevetron | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Johnny219 | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tevetron | 127 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | Johnny219 | 101 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | grapplee | 98 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | shadowmenace | 82 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | dink | 29 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grapplee | +2.07 | 87 | 56 |
| #2 | Johnny219 | +1.81 | 84 | 71 |
| #3 | shadowmenace | +1.61 | 86 | 64 |
| #4 | Malexic | csgoroll.com | +1.16 | 76 | 71 |
| #5 | dink | -0.02 | 86 | 61 |





