








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 264 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 134 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2134 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,672 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1239 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2080 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1523 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1830 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $688,586 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kreuzband RIZZ | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | roacH | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | wombat. EV EV | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | xDrK | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Ryo | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wombat. EV EV | 324 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #2 | Kreuzband RIZZ | 221 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | tquigi | 120 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | roacH | 112 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | Meddon | 88 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tquigi | +1.38 | 87 | 55 |
| #2 | wombat. EV EV | +0.78 | 84 | 63 |
| #3 | xDrK | +0.63 | 62 | 50 |
| #4 | Kreuzband RIZZ | +0.48 | 82 | 73 |
| #5 | T-Dawg | +0.46 | 75 | 56 |





