








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,658 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 904 | 25% |
| Smokes | 911 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 981 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 862 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $435,506 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | rgqueen | 35% | 17 |
| #13 | nexinus | 33% | 36 |
| #14 | Nikil | 31% | 13 |
| #15 | Jay.C.Jay | 29% | 7 |
| #16 | chrissiMZ | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EHRENLOSER_UWE | 6 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | ♛k1nG_cRowN♛ EveryRoundFullBuy | 3 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | nexinus | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | chrissiMZ | 1 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | farmaG | 1 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | farmaG | +6.32 | 85 | 71 |
| #2 | [787] Excel | Andy | +4.31 | 76 | 43 |
| #3 | E0W DIG | +3.67 | 75 | 40 |
| #4 | PC Principal | +2.76 | 63 | 61 |
| #5 | chrissiMZ | +2.29 | 56 | 66 |





