








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 788 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 632 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 213 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7087 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,892 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10325 | 24% |
| Smokes | 11895 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 13204 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 8468 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,160,412 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1376 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryxn | 63% | 62 |
| #2 | En.Krypted | 55% | 192 |
| #3 | Livi | 54% | 96 |
| #4 | Dusk | 53% | 74 |
| #5 | skip | 48% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Livi | 54% | 96 |
| #4 | Dusk | 53% | 74 |
| #5 | skip | 48% | 95 |
| #6 | Jordan | 47% | 57 |
| #7 | Jay | 46% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | En.Krypted | 12 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Livi | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Dusk | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Jordan | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | skip | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | En.Krypted | 537 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #2 | Dusk | 255 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | skip | 245 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ryxn | 219 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | Livi | 161 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | En.Krypted | +3.29 | 70 | 68 |
| #2 | Jouseppe | +1.73 | 75 | 71 |
| #3 | Livi | +1.16 | 78 | 47 |
| #4 | skip | +0.11 | 80 | 44 |
| #5 | Jordan | -0.81 | 72 | 43 |





