








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 555 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 231 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
3192 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2394 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2322 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2627 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2319 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,206,017 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swägi | 66% | 73 |
| #2 | KinnQ | 58% | 97 |
| #3 | Zippoo | 57% | 189 |
| #4 | Tackleberry | 55% | 178 |
| #5 | ibu | 55% | 231 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Tackleberry | 55% | 178 |
| #5 | ibu | 55% | 231 |
| #6 | keinä | 54% | 41 |
| #7 | pLLU | 49% | 41 |
| #8 | L0lz | 48% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swägi | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | ibu | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #3 | Zippoo | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | Tackleberry | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | KinnQ | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ibu | 1089 | 0.23 | 29 min |
| #2 | Zippoo | 708 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #3 | Tackleberry | 398 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | Swägi | 397 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #5 | KinnQ | 279 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Litti | +2.82 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | Tackleberry | +1.40 | 67 | 64 |
| #3 | Swägi | +1.32 | 68 | 72 |
| #4 | ibu | +0.02 | 71 | 80 |
| #5 | Zippoo | -0.75 | 49 | 70 |





