








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 307 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,590 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4074 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2326 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3552 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2638 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $604,988 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Litti | 66% | 73 |
| #2 | Zippoo | 64% | 95 |
| #3 | Tackleberry | 64% | 83 |
| #4 | KinnQ | 64% | 33 |
| #5 | ibu | 63% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Tackleberry | 64% | 83 |
| #4 | KinnQ | 64% | 33 |
| #5 | ibu | 63% | 107 |
| #6 | L0lz | 60% | 25 |
| #7 | pLLU | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zippoo | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | Tackleberry | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ibu | 455 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | Zippoo | 381 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #3 | Tackleberry | 180 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Litti | 163 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | KinnQ | 95 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Litti | +2.81 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | Swägi | +1.91 | 75 | 71 |
| #3 | Tackleberry | +1.74 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | ibu | +0.30 | 74 | 77 |
| #5 | Zippoo | -1.03 | 47 | 70 |





