








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2031 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,290 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2622 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2545 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2580 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1543 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $399,549 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 357 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f0rez` | 51% | 37 |
| #2 | enc1sh | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | KP | 48% | 40 |
| #4 | Cidrins | 47% | 74 |
| #5 | Z-ODY | 42% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | KP | 48% | 40 |
| #4 | Cidrins | 47% | 74 |
| #5 | Z-ODY | 42% | 85 |
| #6 | ⭕⃤ Čiekurs °•. | 41% | 22 |
| #7 | Gucci_Flip flops*** | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z-ODY | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | f0rez` | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | KP | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | enc1sh | 3 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | Cidrins | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z-ODY | 304 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | Cidrins | 246 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | Gucci_Flip flops*** | 119 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | f0rez` | 118 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | enc1sh | 101 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f0rez` | +1.93 | 50 | 66 |
| #2 | ⭕⃤ Čiekurs °•. | +1.15 | 70 | 77 |
| #3 | ✪ aIZPUTNiEKS | +1.09 | 70 | 77 |
| #4 | Z-ODY | +0.31 | 50 | 65 |
| #5 | Cidrins | +0.01 | 73 | 70 |





