








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 881 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 764 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9334 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,744 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9375 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7982 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8376 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4011 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,117,104 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 881 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gucci_Flip flops*** | 49% | 49 |
| #2 | Cidrins | 49% | 43 |
| #3 | Z-ODY | 46% | 237 |
| #4 | MadBro | 46% | 69 |
| #5 | ⭕⃤ Čiekurs °•. | 46% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Z-ODY | 46% | 237 |
| #4 | MadBro | 46% | 69 |
| #5 | ⭕⃤ Čiekurs °•. | 46% | 145 |
| #6 | enc1sh | 44% | 152 |
| #7 | KP | 39% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z-ODY | 34 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | ⭕⃤ Čiekurs °•. | 18 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | enc1sh | 12 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | MadBro | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | KP | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | enc1sh | 903 | 0.28 | 24 min |
| #2 | Z-ODY | 828 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ Čiekurs °•. | 447 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #4 | MadBro | 234 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | Gucci_Flip flops*** | 170 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MadBro | +1.62 | 54 | 70 |
| #2 | Z-ODY | +0.97 | 50 | 67 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ Čiekurs °•. | +0.96 | 58 | 74 |
| #4 | f0rez` | +0.84 | 58 | 63 |
| #5 | Cidrins | +0.80 | 76 | 65 |





