








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 88 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
695 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,392 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 705 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1007 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 747 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 933 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $315,398 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mLP-_- | 60% | 55 |
| #2 | zitrez | 57% | 47 |
| #3 | Gronning | 53% | 60 |
| #4 | tryce | 51% | 67 |
| #5 | Asian kid | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mLP-_- | 60% | 55 |
| #2 | zitrez | 57% | 47 |
| #3 | Gronning | 53% | 60 |
| #4 | tryce | 51% | 67 |
| #5 | Asian kid | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zitrez | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tryce | 224 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | zitrez | 157 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | mLP-_- | 149 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Gronning | 90 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Asian kid | 6 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asian kid | +1.14 | 85 | 50 |
| #2 | mLP-_- | +0.94 | 73 | 72 |
| #3 | tryce | +0.92 | 67 | 66 |
| #4 | Gronning | +0.57 | 78 | 63 |
| #5 | SteelShot! | -0.38 | 67 | 69 |





