








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 964 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 561 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7626 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,616 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9417 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8278 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4696 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 7225 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,625,736 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 493 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Gronning | 58% | 304 |
| #5 | Bisser <3 | 55% | 135 |
| #6 | ba1m ✔ | 52% | 52 |
| #7 | SteelShot! | 51% | 67 |
| #8 | Forskruet pantflaske | 43% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bisser <3 | 18 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Forskruet pantflaske | 15 | 0.0171 |
| #3 | Gronning | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | zitrez | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | ba1m ✔ | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gronning | 512 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #2 | zitrez | 372 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | mLP-_- | 366 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | Bisser <3 | 248 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | SteelShot! | 161 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gronning | +1.58 | 83 | 63 |
| #2 | tryce | +1.26 | 68 | 66 |
| #3 | Bisser <3 | +1.13 | 60 | 69 |
| #4 | mLP-_- | +0.89 | 75 | 72 |
| #5 | zitrez | +0.27 | 75 | 68 |





