








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3224 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,482 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4970 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3671 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4283 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3558 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $533,738 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 460 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | SteelShot! | 60% | 55 |
| #4 | zitrez | 59% | 247 |
| #5 | tryce | 58% | 127 |
| #6 | Gelé | 56% | 62 |
| #7 | LassenCSGO ⚡ | 56% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gronning | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | LassenCSGO ⚡ | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | zitrez | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Gelé | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | tryce | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zitrez | 526 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #2 | tryce | 422 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | Gronning | 375 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | LassenCSGO ⚡ | 265 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | Gelé | 142 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tryce | +1.30 | 71 | 67 |
| #2 | mLP-_- | +1.20 | 79 | 73 |
| #3 | Gronning | +0.99 | 80 | 63 |
| #4 | LassenCSGO ⚡ | +0.97 | 74 | 77 |
| #5 | SteelShot! | -0.04 | 67 | 68 |





