








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 676 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 598 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6507 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,488 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10497 | 40% |
| Smokes | 5222 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5225 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5544 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $885,875 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 679 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UfRoC | 55% | 62 |
| #2 | ✞Mikuś✞ | 53% | 261 |
| #3 | JaYeti | 52% | 293 |
| #4 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | 52% | 435 |
| #5 | HomoKomando | 52% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | 52% | 435 |
| #5 | HomoKomando | 52% | 62 |
| #6 | poklucza | 50% | 32 |
| #7 | OhioMeister | 50% | 284 |
| #8 | ADK | 45% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | 36 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | ✞Mikuś✞ | 24 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | JaYeti | 18 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | OhioMeister | 15 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | HomoKomando | 5 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | 986 | 0.11 | 27 min |
| #2 | JaYeti | 679 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #3 | OhioMeister | 541 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #4 | ✞Mikuś✞ | 447 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #5 | poklucza | 145 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SOMETIMES | +1.77 | 72 | 69 |
| #2 | ADK | +1.26 | 81 | 46 |
| #3 | JaYeti | +0.80 | 77 | 59 |
| #4 | OhioMeister | -0.36 | 63 | 57 |
| #5 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | -0.53 | 69 | 65 |





