








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1363 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 666 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5304 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,723 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4709 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6083 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3766 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5165 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,129,896 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 424 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaYeti | 52% | 434 |
| #2 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | 52% | 579 |
| #3 | UfRoC | 52% | 58 |
| #4 | ✞Mikuś✞ | 51% | 327 |
| #5 | HomoKomando | 50% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | UfRoC | 52% | 58 |
| #4 | ✞Mikuś✞ | 51% | 327 |
| #5 | HomoKomando | 50% | 102 |
| #6 | SOMETIMES | 50% | 284 |
| #7 | poklucza | 48% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | 37 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | ✞Mikuś✞ | 17 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | JaYeti | 16 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | SOMETIMES | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | HomoKomando | 11 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SOMETIMES | 1224 | 0.21 | 30 min |
| #2 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | 1150 | 0.10 | 36 min |
| #3 | JaYeti | 955 | 0.11 | 26 min |
| #4 | ✞Mikuś✞ | 620 | 0.09 | 20 min |
| #5 | poklucza | 187 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SOMETIMES | +1.82 | 71 | 70 |
| #2 | JaYeti | +1.59 | 79 | 59 |
| #3 | OhioMeister | +0.29 | 63 | 58 |
| #4 | ็็็็็็็็็็ | -0.21 | 69 | 65 |
| #5 | UfRoC | -1.20 | 71 | 53 |





