








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 394 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2116 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,919 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 337 | 6% |
| Smokes | 1781 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2021 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1780 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,196,262 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N 1 f t i | 73% | 26 |
| #2 | Tommy Shelby | 58% | 33 |
| #3 | ✪ LeoN | 57% | 47 |
| #4 | KeremS | 57% | 37 |
| #5 | LicHKinGG | 56% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KOLA | 9 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | papyflash | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Chefkoch | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | KeremS | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | LicHKinGG | 3 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LicHKinGG | +3.75 | 67 | 39 |
| #2 | N 1 f t i | +2.87 | 88 | 49 |
| #3 | ✪ LeoN | +2.68 | 83 | 45 |
| #4 | Disjoin | +2.64 | 78 | 60 |
| #5 | Tommy Shelby | +2.53 | 65 | 58 |





