








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 383 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 379 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4360 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,061 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1725 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2594 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1700 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4042 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,120,202 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 309 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ LeoN | 54% | 59 |
| #2 | Maraa | 52% | 149 |
| #3 | Chefkoch | 49% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ LeoN | 54% | 59 |
| #2 | Maraa | 52% | 149 |
| #3 | Chefkoch | 49% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maraa | 22 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | Chefkoch | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | ✪ LeoN | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chefkoch | 142 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | Maraa | 43 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #3 | ✪ LeoN | 33 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ LeoN | +5.38 | 83 | 49 |
| #2 | Chefkoch | +4.46 | 82 | 57 |
| #3 | Maraa | +2.04 | 60 | 35 |
| #4 | papyflash | -1.98 | 40 | 30 |





