








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1281 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 261 | 14% |
| Smokes | 430 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 681 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 544 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $522,399 of utility $257 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maraa | 57% | 47 |
| #2 | papyflash | 54% | 59 |
| #3 | Chefkoch | 46% | 26 |
| #4 | Tommy Shelby | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maraa | 57% | 47 |
| #2 | papyflash | 54% | 59 |
| #3 | Chefkoch | 46% | 26 |
| #4 | Tommy Shelby | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maraa | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Chefkoch | 3 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | papyflash | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Tommy Shelby | 1 | 0.0156 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chefkoch | 60 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | papyflash | 31 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #3 | Maraa | 14 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | Tommy Shelby | 5 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tommy Shelby | +3.37 | 77 | 46 |
| #2 | ✪ LeoN | +3.04 | 81 | 48 |
| #3 | Chefkoch | +1.52 | 74 | 52 |
| #4 | Maraa | +0.38 | 63 | 38 |
| #5 | papyflash | -4.08 | 32 | 25 |





