








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
248 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 549 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 114 | 21% |
| Smokes | 239 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 127 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 69 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $67,832 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImNotBad | 42% | 26 |
| #2 | Izack May DeSmurf | 42% | 24 |
| #3 | daewo3 | 41% | 29 |
| #4 | punisher pigik | 38% | 39 |
| #5 | StBrStroj | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImNotBad | 42% | 26 |
| #2 | Izack May DeSmurf | 42% | 24 |
| #3 | daewo3 | 41% | 29 |
| #4 | punisher pigik | 38% | 39 |
| #5 | StBrStroj | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | punisher pigik | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | ImNotBad | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | punisher pigik | 38 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | ImNotBad | 29 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | Izack May DeSmurf | 25 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | daewo3 | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daewo3 | +1.08 | 48 | 50 |
| #2 | punisher pigik | -0.16 | 39 | 46 |
| #3 | ImNotBad | -0.99 | 37 | 46 |
| #4 | Izack May DeSmurf | -1.43 | 29 | 49 |
| #5 | garfield | -1.93 | 32 | 33 |





