








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 73 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 308 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,677 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3078 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4014 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5118 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1467 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $301,393 of utility $30 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daewo3 | 51% | 105 |
| #2 | punisher pigik | 50% | 157 |
| #3 | ImNotBad | 46% | 167 |
| #4 | Verča | 41% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daewo3 | 51% | 105 |
| #2 | punisher pigik | 50% | 157 |
| #3 | ImNotBad | 46% | 167 |
| #4 | Verča | 41% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImNotBad | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | punisher pigik | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | daewo3 | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Verča | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImNotBad | 203 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | punisher pigik | 138 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | daewo3 | 34 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | Verča | 5 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daewo3 | +2.25 | 49 | 43 |
| #2 | punisher pigik | +0.63 | 43 | 43 |
| #3 | Izack May DeSmurf | -0.67 | 29 | 52 |
| #4 | ImNotBad | -0.87 | 32 | 48 |
| #5 | Verča | -1.98 | 38 | 27 |





