








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 405 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3755 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2497 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3851 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3250 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2242 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,358,448 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 644 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | le fish | 51% | 72 |
| #2 | daewo3 | 51% | 85 |
| #3 | punisher pigik | 48% | 126 |
| #4 | Verča | 46% | 273 |
| #5 | Izack May DeSmurf | 46% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | daewo3 | 51% | 85 |
| #3 | punisher pigik | 48% | 126 |
| #4 | Verča | 46% | 273 |
| #5 | Izack May DeSmurf | 46% | 167 |
| #6 | Nagi | 40% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Verča | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | le fish | 10 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | punisher pigik | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | daewo3 | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Nagi | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Izack May DeSmurf | 391 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | Nagi | 181 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | punisher pigik | 132 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | le fish | 80 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Verča | 36 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | le fish | +2.25 | 63 | 50 |
| #2 | daewo3 | +1.83 | 52 | 49 |
| #3 | Nagi | +1.21 | 37 | 51 |
| #4 | punisher pigik | +0.53 | 46 | 40 |
| #5 | ImNotBad | -0.83 | 29 | 47 |





