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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 392 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Faceit | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4284 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3604 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4585 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3813 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3611 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,117,978 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1234 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aeNti | 32 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Horny_naqvi | 25 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | Pr@y | 25 | 0.0126 |
| #4 | Pr@y | 15 | 0.0144 |
| #5 | ✪ChamkadaR | 7 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aeNti | 704 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | Horny_naqvi | 646 | 0.29 | 18 min |
| #3 | S3Q3L | 295 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #4 | ZuEsSs!! | 256 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Pr@y | 253 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pr@y | +1.77 | 81 | 46 |
| #2 | Pr@y | +1.65 | 85 | 45 |
| #3 | ✪ChamkadaR | +1.36 | 75 | 51 |
| #4 | Hypnos | +0.78 | 66 | 65 |
| #5 | iceicebayb | +0.66 | 61 | 83 |





