








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 643 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,779 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 856 | 31% |
| Smokes | 826 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 434 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 663 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $701,390 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i miss her | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | verysmallcats | 60% | 52 |
| #3 | Big Pharma | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | Astrovayy | 53% | 118 |
| #5 | wuggles | 53% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wuggles | 14 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Sodie | 6 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | dima | 3 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | i miss her | 3 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | Astrovayy | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Astrovayy | 436 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | wuggles | 409 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | verysmallcats | 169 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Sodie | 154 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | i miss her | 112 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i miss her | +4.95 | 75 | 49 |
| #2 | Astrovayy | +3.54 | 75 | 57 |
| #3 | dima | +2.15 | 47 | 62 |
| #4 | Struggler. | +1.85 | 75 | 40 |
| #5 | verysmallcats | -0.42 | 44 | 51 |





