








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 222 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
902 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,822 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 701 | 25% |
| Smokes | 778 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 449 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 894 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $428,949 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Red Walldo {deranking} | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Echoツ | 61% | 41 |
| #3 | Craterman | 59% | 66 |
| #4 | Trail | 58% | 50 |
| #5 | aarodi | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Red Walldo {deranking} | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Echoツ | 61% | 41 |
| #3 | Craterman | 59% | 66 |
| #4 | Trail | 58% | 50 |
| #5 | aarodi | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Craterman | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Trail | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Echoツ | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | aarodi | 1 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Red Walldo {deranking} | 1 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trail | 167 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Craterman | 80 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | Echoツ | 22 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | aarodi | 22 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Red Walldo {deranking} | 22 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aarodi | +1.94 | 80 | 45 |
| #2 | Craterman | +1.62 | 86 | 46 |
| #3 | rrrrrrrrrrrrrr | +1.26 | 70 | 56 |
| #4 | Trail | +0.43 | 63 | 59 |
| #5 | Red Walldo {deranking} | +0.09 | 78 | 60 |





