








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 604 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 249 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4510 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,862 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5637 | 38% |
| Smokes | 4154 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1919 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3152 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,566,168 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 366 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Got-Mad-Gummy-Money | 58% | 62 |
| #2 | rrrrrrrrrrrrrr | 58% | 50 |
| #3 | Craterman | 57% | 224 |
| #4 | bluetooth | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | Echoツ | 53% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Craterman | 314 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #2 | Drago | 199 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Got-Mad-Gummy-Money | 172 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | rrrrrrrrrrrrrr | 137 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Echoツ | 93 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Craterman | +2.64 | 79 | 46 |
| #2 | Red Walldo {deranking} | +2.33 | 88 | 41 |
| #3 | aarodi | +2.32 | 82 | 46 |
| #4 | Got-Mad-Gummy-Money | +2.08 | 75 | 55 |
| #5 | rrrrrrrrrrrrrr | +1.93 | 70 | 51 |





