








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 356 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1508 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,058 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 966 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1141 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 830 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1121 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $599,098 of utility $231 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 297 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Craterman | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Drago | 4 | 0.0222 |
| #3 | Got-Mad-Gummy-Money | 3 | 0.0118 |
| #4 | -sisyphus | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Trail | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trail | 92 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | Got-Mad-Gummy-Money | 52 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | -sisyphus | 39 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | rrrrrrrrrrrrrr | 37 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Craterman | 28 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aarodi | +1.59 | 86 | 44 |
| #2 | Craterman | +1.14 | 78 | 45 |
| #3 | Relic | +0.39 | 63 | 63 |
| #4 | Z4P. | +0.32 | 72 | 67 |
| #5 | Got-Mad-Gummy-Money | +0.31 | 75 | 69 |





