








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 945 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Agency | 97 matches | ||
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3907 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,758 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1098 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2762 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 1093 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1805 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $906,734 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 711 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trevor | 100% | 18 |
| #2 | Bill Withers | 90% | 41 |
| #3 | Jake ⚡ | 85% | 20 |
| #4 | Got-Mad-Gummy-Money | 64% | 70 |
| #5 | rrrrrrrrrrrrrr | 59% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Trail | 57% | 224 |
| #7 | Echoツ | 53% | 134 |
| #8 | aarodi | 52% | 48 |
| #9 | Drago | 46% | 109 |
| #10 | Pycran | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drago | 33 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | Trail | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Echoツ | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Got-Mad-Gummy-Money | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | aarodi | 4 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trail | 713 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | Drago | 217 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Got-Mad-Gummy-Money | 201 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | rrrrrrrrrrrrrr | 186 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | aarodi | 97 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bill Withers | +3.71 | 52 | 44 |
| #2 | Pycran | +2.88 | 72 | 65 |
| #3 | Craterman | +2.54 | 81 | 45 |
| #4 | Got-Mad-Gummy-Money | +2.48 | 73 | 59 |
| #5 | aarodi | +2.39 | 82 | 44 |





