








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 850 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11529 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,958 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6832 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4346 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5302 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4478 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,495,473 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4316 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2dotS™ | 61% | 51 |
| #2 | Clon3™ | 61% | 76 |
| #3 | ZoldoS™ | 55% | 53 |
| #4 | Cynxcle™ | 52% | 96 |
| #5 | SS-T1 | 52% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | SS-T1 | 52% | 185 |
| #6 | Macro peek | 51% | 213 |
| #7 | Ph❂b❂s | 49% | 65 |
| #8 | Vulture™ | 47% | 55 |
| #9 | Imagine_Wagons(@hezy_v) | 47% | 204 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Macro peek | 45 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | Imagine_Wagons(@hezy_v) | 24 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Cynxcle™ | 15 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | SS-T1 | 12 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | 2dotS™ | 4 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clon3™ | 395 | 0.26 | 11 min |
| #2 | SS-T1 | 379 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Macro peek | 355 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | Cynxcle™ | 239 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | 2dotS™ | 185 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2dotS™ | +2.99 | 71 | 79 |
| #2 | Clon3™ | +2.39 | 69 | 75 |
| #3 | Malume DopLan ☁ | +1.68 | 67 | 53 |
| #4 | Ph❂b❂s | +0.94 | 49 | 72 |
| #5 | Imagine_Wagons(@hezy_v) | +0.55 | 69 | 24 |





