








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1053 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 390 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5633 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,529 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9609 | 47% |
| Smokes | 4581 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4864 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1475 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $827,278 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 356 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | visionZ | 75% | 51 |
| #2 | Sigmar | 71% | 58 |
| #3 | Jake Dahake | 70% | 130 |
| #4 | Pix™ | 68% | 47 |
| #5 | 2dotS™ | 67% | 224 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | sinacle | 54% | 24 |
| #15 | Vulture™ | 52% | 105 |
| #16 | Macro peek | 52% | 23 |
| #17 | SS-T1 | 50% | 26 |
| #18 | Cartez⁴²⁰™ | 50% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2dotS™ | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Sigmar | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Ph❂b❂s | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Jake Dahake | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | MxddHxTTer | 5 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2dotS™ | 861 | 0.19 | 24 min |
| #2 | Jake Dahake | 381 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Ph❂b❂s | 276 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | MxddHxTTer | 217 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | visionZ | 170 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | visionZ | +3.51 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | 2dotS™ | +2.84 | 72 | 78 |
| #3 | Sigmar | +2.80 | 82 | 46 |
| #4 | Clon3™ | +2.63 | 72 | 77 |
| #5 | Malume DopLan ☁ | +1.28 | 61 | 53 |





