








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 417 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 622 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6673 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,253 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6798 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7159 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2908 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 5388 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,040,753 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eazy Loves Anime | 49% | 160 |
| #2 | itsWunder | 48% | 198 |
| #3 | FreeK | 47% | 75 |
| #4 | use code "SILK" on csgoroll.com | 44% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eazy Loves Anime | 49% | 160 |
| #2 | itsWunder | 48% | 198 |
| #3 | FreeK | 47% | 75 |
| #4 | use code "SILK" on csgoroll.com | 44% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreeK | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Eazy Loves Anime | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | itsWunder | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | use code "SILK" on csgoroll.com | 3 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | use code "SILK" on csgoroll.com | 915 | 0.19 | 21 min |
| #2 | Eazy Loves Anime | 581 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | itsWunder | 577 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #4 | FreeK | 298 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itsWunder | +0.97 | 58 | 75 |
| #2 | JBobbyG | +0.28 | 77 | 64 |
| #3 | use code "SILK" on csgoroll.com | -0.14 | 60 | 54 |
| #4 | Eazy Loves Anime | -0.73 | 43 | 70 |
| #5 | FreeK | -1.72 | 32 | 56 |





