








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 31 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
621 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,748 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 831 | 30% |
| Smokes | 820 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 899 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 198 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $231,204 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eazy Loves Anime | 51% | 61 |
| #2 | JBobbyG | 47% | 75 |
| #3 | use code "SILK" on csgoroll.com | 39% | 41 |
| #4 | itsWunder | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eazy Loves Anime | 51% | 61 |
| #2 | JBobbyG | 47% | 75 |
| #3 | use code "SILK" on csgoroll.com | 39% | 41 |
| #4 | itsWunder | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JBobbyG | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Eazy Loves Anime | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | itsWunder | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JBobbyG | 268 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | Eazy Loves Anime | 240 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | use code "SILK" on csgoroll.com | 178 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | itsWunder | 114 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itsWunder | +0.68 | 57 | 75 |
| #2 | JBobbyG | +0.49 | 77 | 62 |
| #3 | Eazy Loves Anime | +0.01 | 42 | 71 |
| #4 | use code "SILK" on csgoroll.com | +0.00 | 58 | 47 |
| #5 | FreeK | -1.47 | 36 | 57 |





