








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 681 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 371 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3523 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5080 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6049 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3027 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4127 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,029,235 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eazy Loves Anime | 49% | 145 |
| #2 | use code "SILK" on csgoroll.com | 48% | 120 |
| #3 | JBobbyG | 48% | 198 |
| #4 | FreeK | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eazy Loves Anime | 49% | 145 |
| #2 | use code "SILK" on csgoroll.com | 48% | 120 |
| #3 | JBobbyG | 48% | 198 |
| #4 | FreeK | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JBobbyG | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | use code "SILK" on csgoroll.com | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | FreeK | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Eazy Loves Anime | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JBobbyG | 638 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #2 | Eazy Loves Anime | 540 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #3 | use code "SILK" on csgoroll.com | 451 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #4 | FreeK | 153 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itsWunder | +0.83 | 60 | 75 |
| #2 | JBobbyG | +0.50 | 76 | 66 |
| #3 | use code "SILK" on csgoroll.com | -0.20 | 62 | 56 |
| #4 | Eazy Loves Anime | -1.28 | 44 | 71 |
| #5 | FreeK | -1.78 | 37 | 55 |





