








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 275 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2843 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,638 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3843 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2910 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 456 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 2429 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $567,769 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eazy Loves Anime | 50% | 101 |
| #2 | itsWunder | 48% | 120 |
| #3 | JBobbyG | 44% | 227 |
| #4 | FreeK | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eazy Loves Anime | 50% | 101 |
| #2 | itsWunder | 48% | 120 |
| #3 | JBobbyG | 44% | 227 |
| #4 | FreeK | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JBobbyG | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Eazy Loves Anime | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | itsWunder | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | FreeK | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JBobbyG | 801 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #2 | Eazy Loves Anime | 372 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | itsWunder | 343 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | FreeK | 173 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itsWunder | +0.87 | 59 | 75 |
| #2 | use code "SILK" on csgoroll.com | +0.12 | 61 | 56 |
| #3 | JBobbyG | -0.39 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | Eazy Loves Anime | -1.17 | 41 | 69 |
| #5 | FreeK | -1.77 | 36 | 56 |





