








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 453 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1466 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,232 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 498 | 15% |
| Smokes | 443 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1338 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 953 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $236,878 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TÁLCA | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | S1ghoul- | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | Rigo | 55% | 71 |
| #4 | 9623123123 | 53% | 88 |
| #5 | ⚡ Zeus Maximus ⚡ | 51% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | S1ghoul- | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | Rigo | 55% | 71 |
| #4 | 9623123123 | 53% | 88 |
| #5 | ⚡ Zeus Maximus ⚡ | 51% | 176 |
| #6 | xghostyx12 | 38% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡ Zeus Maximus ⚡ | 18 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | 9623123123 | 14 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | Rigo | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | xghostyx12 | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | S1ghoul- | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡ Zeus Maximus ⚡ | 828 | 0.23 | 22 min |
| #2 | Rigo | 225 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | xghostyx12 | 95 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | 9623123123 | 58 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | S1ghoul- | 40 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1ghoul- | +5.19 | 82 | 40 |
| #2 | ⚡ Zeus Maximus ⚡ | +2.46 | 75 | 70 |
| #3 | kad | -0.59 | 60 | 39 |
| #4 | Rigo | -0.70 | 53 | 43 |
| #5 | xghostyx12 | -1.64 | 71 | 54 |





