








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1809 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,469 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1201 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1199 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1361 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 708 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $367,759 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 9623123123 | 70% | 27 |
| #2 | kad | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | Rigo | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | ⚡ Zeus Maximus ⚡ | 53% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 9623123123 | 70% | 27 |
| #2 | kad | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | Rigo | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | ⚡ Zeus Maximus ⚡ | 53% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 9623123123 | 7 | 0.0169 |
| #2 | ⚡ Zeus Maximus ⚡ | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Rigo | 1 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡ Zeus Maximus ⚡ | 198 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #2 | kad | 14 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | 9623123123 | 12 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Rigo | 9 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡ Zeus Maximus ⚡ | +2.38 | 71 | 73 |
| #2 | 9623123123 | +1.02 | 32 | 50 |
| #3 | TÁLCA | -0.43 | 71 | 51 |
| #4 | Rigo | -1.37 | 15 | 51 |
| #5 | kad | -1.54 | 52 | 30 |





