








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1467 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 473 matches | ||
| Faceit | 256 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 192 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7649 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,315 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13075 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6909 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 7406 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 9925 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,083,358 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benito | 58% | 53 |
| #2 | Squ1d_4k | 55% | 193 |
| #3 | ARI | 55% | 53 |
| #4 | duskcylinder935 f in chat | 52% | 280 |
| #5 | Willis | 51% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ARI | 55% | 53 |
| #4 | duskcylinder935 f in chat | 52% | 280 |
| #5 | Willis | 51% | 72 |
| #6 | SharkFly | 51% | 109 |
| #7 | blxssom <3 | 51% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Squ1d_4k | 15 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | SharkFly | 12 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | duskcylinder935 f in chat | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | blxssom <3 | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | ARI | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duskcylinder935 f in chat | 679 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #2 | Squ1d_4k | 600 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #3 | blxssom <3 | 334 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | SharkFly | 283 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | ARI | 249 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benito | +2.28 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | RAT | +1.86 | 78 | 70 |
| #3 | Squ1d_4k | +0.61 | 79 | 56 |
| #4 | Willis | +0.32 | 56 | 68 |
| #5 | ARI | -0.32 | 75 | 66 |





