








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1209 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 695 matches | ||
| Faceit | 207 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11377 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,003 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12758 | 41% |
| Smokes | 7256 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4271 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 6718 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,114,706 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1714 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 444 | 70% | 86 |
| #2 | Willis | 60% | 53 |
| #3 | duskcylinder935 f in chat | 58% | 53 |
| #4 | RAT | 58% | 53 |
| #5 | blxssom <3 | 54% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 444 | 70% | 86 |
| #2 | Willis | 60% | 53 |
| #3 | duskcylinder935 f in chat | 58% | 53 |
| #4 | RAT | 58% | 53 |
| #5 | blxssom <3 | 54% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 444 | 9 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | RAT | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | blxssom <3 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAT | 377 | 0.31 | 9 min |
| #2 | 444 | 285 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | blxssom <3 | 169 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Willis | 144 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | duskcylinder935 f in chat | 135 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benito | +2.08 | 80 | 62 |
| #2 | RAT | +0.87 | 69 | 68 |
| #3 | 444 | +0.25 | 61 | 64 |
| #4 | Willis | +0.11 | 56 | 66 |
| #5 | duskcylinder935 f in chat | -0.34 | 78 | 52 |





