








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 369 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 333 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4996 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,994 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4418 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3457 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1459 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2660 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,324,453 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 809 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ RIDGBAK | 61% | 28 |
| #2 | Katlgtr | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | 2kLuZ | 60% | 73 |
| #4 | O-Blivius | 60% | 108 |
| #5 | kinz | 55% | 202 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | xeace | 54% | 59 |
| #7 | ChΛoS 混沌 | 54% | 65 |
| #8 | Ambiguous27 | 52% | 107 |
| #9 | masseran | 52% | 31 |
| #10 | SaberXqt™ | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kinz | 28 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | ✪ RIDGBAK | 11 | 0.0171 |
| #3 | O-Blivius | 9 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Ambiguous27 | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | 2kLuZ | 5 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kinz | 1251 | 0.30 | 33 min |
| #2 | O-Blivius | 403 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | Ambiguous27 | 381 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | 2kLuZ | 281 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #5 | xeace | 142 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2kLuZ | +3.29 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | ChΛoS 混沌 | +2.38 | 87 | 59 |
| #3 | ✪ RIDGBAK | +2.29 | 80 | 56 |
| #4 | O-Blivius | +1.85 | 76 | 73 |
| #5 | Just1ce | +1.60 | 84 | 56 |





