








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 177 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2397 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,580 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2162 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1415 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1849 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2154 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $737,677 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 336 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2kLuZ | 56% | 54 |
| #2 | Just1ce | 52% | 107 |
| #3 | ChΛoS 混沌 | 50% | 117 |
| #4 | kinz | 50% | 52 |
| #5 | tweaKzx ✪ | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | eNtiTy#l2m | 45% | 29 |
| #9 | Katlgtr | 44% | 45 |
| #10 | Spyboticer | 36% | 14 |
| #11 | OLD_NEW | 33% | 12 |
| #12 | SaberXqt™ | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kinz | 9 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | 2kLuZ | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | ChΛoS 混沌 | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Just1ce | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | O-Blivius | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Just1ce | 497 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #2 | kinz | 411 | 0.39 | 11 min |
| #3 | O-Blivius | 212 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | 2kLuZ | 185 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | tweaKzx ✪ | 160 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2kLuZ | +3.26 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | tweaKzx ✪ | +2.44 | 81 | 71 |
| #3 | Spyboticer | +2.24 | 58 | 55 |
| #4 | ChΛoS 混沌 | +2.10 | 88 | 59 |
| #5 | eNtiTy#l2m | +1.18 | 86 | 50 |





